Me - "WH-WH-WHAT'S ON MY SHOWER CURTAIN, DYLAN?
Dylan - "little bit of poop, maybe."
Me - "Maybe? MAYBE? ...it looks like poop, Dylan."
Dylan - "It's poop mum."
Me - "Did you use the shower curtain to wipe your butt?"
Dylan - "um.uh.no"
Me - "Then why is there poop on the shower curtain?"
Dylan - "um. a bad guy? a bad guy did it..."
Me - "You did it. You wiped your butt on the shower curtain, didn't you? I can tell that's what happened."
Dylan - "maybe dest a little bit. a little bit of poop."
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