Dear Children's Book Publishers,
Who's idea was it to have a book that makes noise? Because...that was the stupidest effing idea ever. I have been listening to sporadic dog barks and doorbells and swooshing sounds for the last ten or fifteen minutes and decided to investigate. Turns out, Dylan is playing
with
a
book.
It's a book with buttons that make obnoxious noises.
This is wrong. Books shouldn't annoy me. Books should be quiet. Books don't need noises, flashing lights, or batteries.
I know everyone is in a race to improve upon everything, but the only improvement books need is better writing. It would also be great if they fit nicely on a shelf.
I know you think your unreasonably large book is eye-catching, and it is, every time I see it, it catches my eye and I think "oh...there's that huge-ass book I am never sure what to do with," and I secretly hate it for messing up the continuity of my shelves.
Lets just have normal sized, quiet books with good stories inside. No batteries required.
Thanks,
Mum
Who's idea was it to have a book that makes noise? Because...that was the stupidest effing idea ever. I have been listening to sporadic dog barks and doorbells and swooshing sounds for the last ten or fifteen minutes and decided to investigate. Turns out, Dylan is playing
with
a
book.
It's a book with buttons that make obnoxious noises.
This is wrong. Books shouldn't annoy me. Books should be quiet. Books don't need noises, flashing lights, or batteries.
I know everyone is in a race to improve upon everything, but the only improvement books need is better writing. It would also be great if they fit nicely on a shelf.
I know you think your unreasonably large book is eye-catching, and it is, every time I see it, it catches my eye and I think "oh...there's that huge-ass book I am never sure what to do with," and I secretly hate it for messing up the continuity of my shelves.
Lets just have normal sized, quiet books with good stories inside. No batteries required.
Thanks,
Mum
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